By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 952
You deserved it 7 844

Same thing different taste

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Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody. Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.

every1luvsboners 11

It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.

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What do mean u couldn't find it? Man that suxs 2 be u and him at the moment. Awarkward.

kg163401 0
champjb 0

Youre goin out with justin bieber!?!?

I'm pretty sure just rubbing him in that general area would get him aroused. Just sayin

maybe his package was trying to find your package or maybe you mouth

That's weird... today my girlfriend was trying to rub my package but kept missing... wait a sec!

babyswayze11231 0

Are you really that dumb? It's girls like you who cause guys to be insecure and therefore whine to every girl that they "aren't big enough" if you don't like his size dont be with him but don't be dumb enough to give him a complex. Wait till someone can't feel you up because they "can't find them"

Well you said it was instigate what were you expecting a banana. Mannnnn you need to get in touch with your mans body!!