By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody. Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.

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every1luvsboners 11

It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.

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minty1807 9

If you're from england why ate you saying movie not film?

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cod3rEd 2

Yeah that's not sexy it's annoying when a girl does that -_- I know like 20 something dudes are gonna comment this like f*** you I think that's hot as s*** but those dudes are called dogs. :)

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justanotherbird 19

More like FHL if you aren't skilled enough to find something permanently attached to one place. Always obvious were the base is.

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vnbritt 0

Don't worry, even the biggest dicks shrink down to laughable size.:)

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metmimo 8

Was it that small? Or were his pants that baggy?

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HomeAl0ne 20

Wait for him to pee and search back upstream.

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DMStarsky 0

That means it's really really really small

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