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By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody. Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.

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every1luvsboners 11

It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.

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bubo_fml 10

Weird, you take postage packages to the pictures?

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tweetbaby14 18

So.... That wasn't very funny or clever. -100 points.

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perdix 29

Yes. And there was significant shrinkage!

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alstbv12 13

Girls know about shrinkage right?!

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marpay 11

Maybe he's a grower not a show-er but when it's time to show he sure does grow?

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Is he a turtle? :D

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lonewolf5755 5

if he's that small don't walk away run away. you'll be happier in the long run

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DjeePee 24

I bet he was wearing jeans. Those sneaky bastards can hide a penis fantasticly.

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theghost1309 11

You couldn't find it? It's not like he moved it to a different part of the body. And you don't have to directly stimulate it to get it aroused.

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