first of all that chewing on the napkin thing was funny. haha. and those who can't flirt, shouldn't. guys don't notice little hints and hidden messages like most girls think they do. boys are like lava lamps, fun to look at.. but not all that bright.

FAIL =P

YDI, but oooouch

Stop trying to flirt. Tell someone directly that you're interested and want to spend time together. It saves so much trouble.

You shouldn't even be flirting with this guy or any until you lose that weight. God obese women are disgusting. And know biting a fork is not sexy. Its a normal site to see a fat chick with a fork in her mouth. Go on a diet.

Stick with something sexy like working over a whole kosher pickle.

I ROFLed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now stop copying movies and get ur head back to reality

@#5 She was eating a lunch with jalapeños and there was some on the fork when she cut her lip. She didnt stab & then order lunch.

People should REALLY stop trying to imitate movies. I've seen so many FMLs and so many idiots out in the real world make complete assholes of themselves because they're trying to do something 'sexy' or 'dramatic' like they see in films. Films are FICTIONAL, and if you need to impersonate a movie character in order to feel good about yourself, you need therapy anyways. Suck it up, princess; you completely deserved it.

I'm confused at 77 - who said she was fat?