By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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linkinpark98 23

Wow... I guess Windex really does do wonders!

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crazyluvbug 8

You should have quickly striped down to your boxers, hid your clothes, and tell her you heard something and you came to check it out! Lol

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silentblack 0

That's using ur head

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hateevryone 14

Well that gives a new meaning to the term using your head.

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Billy67_fml 0

Any one who calls there mum 'mother' deserves that

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justin1971 13

Anyone who calls their mom "mum" is a dumb Brit. I mean, this is and American app, use murican customs

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KiddNYC1O 20

#34 pretty much sums it up.

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GSU2013 6

I hate the people on here who say YDI for sneaking out.... Have you never been teenager before or were you all just squares growing up? I mean damn.

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Madrias 36

No, some of us were teenagers who weren't stupid morons. While some people spent their nights sneaking out, getting busted, and then getting in trouble, others actually did the radical thing and listened to parents, so we were able to go around and actually do fun things when they showed up. Don't see what's so fun about barfing in a toilet myself, but if you have to be drunk to have fun, you need a new hobby.

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shadowblade525 3

That'd be perfect for a windex commercial

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birdcagereligion 10

Think of it this way: Why would a glass door be open in the middle of the night? Next time you come home drunk, feel around and make sure it's open or not.

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nbrunelli69 4

well then wtf makes it a party worth goin to

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