By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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linkinpark98 23

Wow... I guess Windex really does do wonders!

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Mister_Triangle 21

Say that you were having nightmares about robbers breaking in through that door, so you head-butt it to test it's strength. Also that you're not drunk, you're just half-asleep

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kelissa_fml 16

Psh I headbutt glass doors even when I'm not drunk. :b

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Incogneterpeter 1

Why do people post stupid shit like this expecting pity? You deffinetly deserve it.

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MEM0817 18

Drink less the next time you try sneaking back in from a party...? or just be smart and crash at a friends house that night!

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hellbilly205 17

I prefer passing out in my yard.

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MEM0817 18

I'd rather sleep it off in my bed. The yard is full of bugs and crap, although it does sound interesting. I use to just tell my Mom I was spending the night at a friends house, go out and party all night, then go home but would wait around the corner for my moms car to leave for work in the morning. Haha.

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linkinpark98 23

16 - Alriiight! Welcome to the club. :3

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amberxxoo 6

You must have a big head if by hitting it on a door it makes enough noise to wake someone from sleep.

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auzz1_pride 9

This is not true, some people are light sleepers and others are deep sleepers. For instance I can walk on my carpet floor and my mother would wake up from the noise my foot makes when taking a step, I think the word is creases in the floor.

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hellbilly205 17

See when i sneak in from a party i avoid things like hitting a door with my head, you should try an be more careful you could of hurt the door.

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breeY0 7

next time leave pjs in your car or something & change before going in, if you wake her up you have a better chance at bullshitting an excuse about being home the whole time !

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