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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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linkinpark98 23

Wow... I guess Windex really does do wonders!

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DuffleBagHero 4

Aaaw, you should have crashed through the roof or broke down the back door , anything works

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starman02 12

Why do they deserve it if they were drunk? .. People always assume they make the best decisions while drunk.. I figure it's an FML.. Not a YDI.. Only because they thought they were doing the right/best thing even in they're state of mind. We have all been there before!.. Well.. Most of us have all been there!

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linkinpark98 23

Not if there wasn't any squirtable cheese. It's never a party until some brings some squirtable cheese! :D

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igive 29

the fact that she snuck off probably means she isn't old enough to party, let alone drink.

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AGU_zPhantom 0

That must have been some nice Windex your mother used. You completely deserved it for trying to be a rebel and undermine your parents. Maybe some day you'll realize rules are in place for a reason, and you aren't cool or hip for disobeying your parents, and disrespecting your elders.

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doubleea 3

And sometimes it actually is cool to break the rules. Thug life.

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mandadarling 10

That's using your head!!

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kickuwithmyfist 1

FALCON-HEAD!

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br0ccoli 14

That Windex works a little TOO well...

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jerseyboy732 16

let's give OP the benefit of the doubt and assume her mom is a clean freak and OCD with cleaning windows/doors

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