By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 360
You deserved it 7 146

Same thing different taste

Top comments

myoukei 31

Her: "I'll make you scream baby .... That was not what i intended"

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Pinto_2015 9

Not enough oooo's in smooth for that maneuver lover boy.

Wow, I couldn't help cringing at this FML. You must have some real low hanging balls for this to even happen. **** your life indeed, although I hope your girlfriend was sympathetic and offered to kiss things better or otherwise take your mind off it.

writergirl1029 17

Kidney stones, UTIs, and breaking your femur are worse, but those are tough competition. At least OP can take some comfort in knowing that he was fully justified in screaming like a girl.

Got to admit sitting on your balls hurts... A lot... A hell of a lot especially hip dropping on them, my balls are having sympathy pains after reading this fml

Sure it hurts to sit on your balls... a lot. But it's not like you got hit with a hammer, you sat on a mattress. 1. Sobbing like a girl? C'mon dude. 2. Even saying sobbing "like a girl"? Disrespectful I hope you were just exaggerating to get published because that is just weak. It's fine to express the pain you're in but it passes. Then you can have a laugh and back to sexy unless you're still being a wuss. I'm sure she would have been first in line to kiss it better if you weren't being a wuss.

Well now you've established new levels in your relationship! Woohoo! What's next?