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Same thing different taste
Mood ruined
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Cool moves, bro
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You tried
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Not really the desired effect
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Deez nutz hurtz
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This should be illustrated!
Wow, I couldn't help cringing at this FML. You must have some real low hanging balls for this to even happen. **** your life indeed, although I hope your girlfriend was sympathetic and offered to kiss things better or otherwise take your mind off it.
Feel your pain bro..
Are your balls that saggy?...
Got to admit sitting on your balls hurts... A lot... A hell of a lot especially hip dropping on them, my balls are having sympathy pains after reading this fml
Sure it hurts to sit on your balls... a lot. But it's not like you got hit with a hammer, you sat on a mattress. 1. Sobbing like a girl? C'mon dude. 2. Even saying sobbing "like a girl"? Disrespectful I hope you were just exaggerating to get published because that is just weak. It's fine to express the pain you're in but it passes. Then you can have a laugh and back to sexy unless you're still being a wuss. I'm sure she would have been first in line to kiss it better if you weren't being a wuss.
Well now you've established new levels in your relationship! Woohoo! What's next?
Blue balls...literally...
Keywords
Her: "I'll make you scream baby .... That was not what i intended"
Well that'll get her in the mood.