By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
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myoukei 31

Her: "I'll make you scream baby .... That was not what i intended"

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ww431 15

There'll be plenty more opportunities for you, maybe next time you won't sit on your sack while your at it! :)

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jlujan00_fml 9

Belvedered yourself eh?

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zimme2579 10

With love i say, I couldn't stop laughing

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exoticwaved 9

You're definitely a candidate for don't drink n drive. Smh.

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Angelastic_fml 18

Like a girl? You sat on your balls; this is the most like a boy you've ever sobbed.

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Brokeandsad 8

This is why men just need to leave the strip teasing to the women :)

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pred8885 14

Ya I feel for ya I've sat on my nuts my fair share of times hurts something terrible

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