By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 085
You deserved it 26 033

Same thing different taste

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Buttsexpirate 9

Now you know why they never said thank you!!

Technology. iI's getting quite polite these days.

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joanna_the_broke 3

How long have you had to be on the toilet for it to "sneeze" 3x. It usually like 10 minutes between each spray.

Not every air freshener is like the one in your cat room.=[

joanna_the_broke 3

I'm assuming she's in a public restroom and those places like to be economical. The shortest time I've seen a public restroom spray is probably 5 minutes.

joanna_the_broke 3

I have a job. My time is timed for me, and since I would be cleaning the bathroom, I wouldn't want to be wearing a watch and I'm not allowed my phone on me because I don't want to lose my job; I would keep time to the air freshener.

You can't bring your phone? That sounds like you are lying O_O jobs can't say you can't bring a phone. What happens when you trip and fall and can't walk?

joanna_the_broke 3

Awwww, I was going to say ydi cause most jobs don't allow you to have phones, but then I found out you're only 15 and probably have never had a real job. That's ok. Your ignorance is forgiven. May it be as blissful as you make it sound.

Trolololol are you retarded you can get a work permit at 15 1/2 and since you stalked my profile I see you can see that I was born in march.

Sorry Joanna I met to thumb you up and accidentally hit thumb down. no at fifteen they would not understand that most jobs do have a NO phone rule.

40 go home just go home I mean I don't know if you realize how dumb you sound. You are proving are point about you not having a real job by your comments. Me and nobody I know can have their phone on them at work. Yes you can get a work permit, but cons repercussions as a grown person effects person more

GoW_Chick 14

I can have my phone at both my jobs, I just have to turn off the ringer and can't be on it 24/7, obviously, it just depends on where you work and your boss' ideas about cellular devices in the workplace.

joanna_the_broke 3

Awww, you're still counting in fractions. If it makes you feel better I'm 21 and 1/2. It also depends on the state you live in. It has been a long time since I've had to fill one of those out. But I digress, do you have a real job then? I have 3 jobs, 2 retail and one volunteer, and none of them let me use my phone. So go to school and check if your teachers pull their phones out often.

desireev 17

I'm not allowed to have my phone. :( My iPhone is my life-line. It sucks having to put it away for 8 hours..

joanna_the_broke 3

That's ok rubberducky, I'm new to commenting and if I have to deal with morons all day, I'll be getting thumbs up in no time.

GoW_Chick 14

Why yes I do have real jobs, and I'm 20, I work at a daycare from 7am to 5pm, then I go home for an hour or two then go work at a bar from 8pm till the owner decides to close, they both allow me to have my phone, got to make that paper, and I haven't been to school for about 2yrs because I can't afford college at this time. Still want to try and feel better about yourself by making petty childish insults?

desireev 17

I'm not getting in on this argument, but I've been able to work since I was 14. It's not impossible to get a job under the age of 16. Of course, my job wasn't a good job. I worked at a restaurant called 'Taco Bobs' and I was a bus-girl. I'm just saying that it's not impossible to get a job under the age of 16. Let's all calm down and lower the level of hostility. :)

My teachers have their phones out all the time...I'm done with you. ;)

joanna_the_broke 3

Gow_ chick, how are you allowed a phone with little kids around? I hope you're just a receptionist. I work at a daycare too and the amount of mischief kids get into when you're busy with another is insurmountable. I can't even imagine having a phone out, just because the mess that is involved with kids, let alone checking my facebook.

joanna_the_broke 3

@desireev I had a job at 15 also but it was under the table so if I could afford a phone to play with, I would have been playing "snakes" on it.

desireev 17

Joanna- It's not very nice to question someone else about the validity of what they say. In fact, it's quite rude and looked down upon. Just because you're not allowed to have your phone doesn't mean that other people aren't allowed to and it definitely doesn't mean you can shun them for it. It sucks that you can't have your phone, but don't start questioning someone about their life and making insinuating comments just because they can have their phone in their workplace and you can't.

GoW_Chick 14

Sweetie I don't look at my phone when I'm working, and I don't even have a Facebook account, I'm not much for all that bull, I have it on me for emergencies or when a parent wants to call me to see how their kid is doing because I know most of the parents and they like to know their little one is doing okay. I know how involved you have to be when looking after kids, I've worked there for 2yrs, and have common sense, you don't know me, so stop making assumptions just because you didn't like my input on the subject.

desireev 17

Joanna- I wasn't saying anything about phones. I was simply stating that it's not impossible to get a job under the age of 16. Why are you being so defensive and creating hostility? It's just a comment thread and people are allowed to comment on it and say whatever they want to.

I have two 'real' jobs too, and I'm allowed my phone on me. And good for her if she has a job at 15, most 15 year olds couldn't give a flying monkey and just gets pocket money. I don't know why you're attacking her cause she's young, it may not be a real job but atleast she's trying. And, I don't know where she lives (no, I couldn't be bothered to check out their profile) but I know in France you can get a job at 15, or 14 can't quite remember, and it is a proper job.

Sorry, I said "her", I got confused. :/

I am not "counting in fractions m-as. $.

Typo accidental mashed my phone. I'm not counting in fractions. 1 year = 12 months 1/2 year = 6 understand?

76- I believe you're supposed to say "I'm 186 months old." Why don't we all get over the pissing contest. Every place is different. Let's just except it and move on.

desireev 17

No problem darlin! I thought I'd help you before the Grammar Nazis got you.

jerseyboy732 16

how could you mistake an automatic air freshener for a sneeze?

An air freshener makes a "Tsss" sound kinda like a person who holds their sneezes in.

starkes 0
pittpsu75 0

"Bless you and you're batteries."

iseyixes 18

Thank you for the laugh. This one was funny

poleybear 3
reldnahceus 8