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By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

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Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 086
You deserved it 3 459

Same thing different taste

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You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.

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ohmygeezz 0

aww I'm sorry OP my husband did this right before our 2nd baby was born :( He was actually e-mailing the girls tho. FYL

why o why u women r so dam gulable with men??? nomatter how long or how many times they say ur t only one, u will never be. u just gotta know how to play the game. sad but true.

shouldn't be all up in his shit bitch

hannah201 0

FYL. o and dump that fag he shouldn't be doing that when he is in a relationship

obvious trust issues if you were going through his browser history.

Number8 is stupid dont spice avdamned thing. Nefore you leave get copies of his 5 years income and any finacaile holdings. Now leave! like now! Run bitch run. file for child support asap and if he doesn't pay put a lean on his wages with the quickness and don't give the baby his last name also very tighly restriced visitation you keep full custody. Stick it to the no good dirty dog no that would give dogs a bad name he is a virus.

You do realize you can click a link on craigslist without actually posting on it, maybe he was just curious about the site, or was looking to vote for best of craiglist funny trolls.

Everybody reads CL ads. Acting on them is entirely different.

I love looking at what people are selling on craigslist, even when i'm not even gonna buy anything! One time I looked at "adult services" and the reason I did was because i was thought to myself "what the hell, they have a page for that?" and i was honestly just really curious as to see what kind of things desperate people write on there. I'm in a happy committed relationship, and It was 100% curiosity because it honestly blows my mind that people are that desperate. You know your fiance way more then we do, so ask yourself? could it be he was just reading just out of pure curiosity, or was he reading with actual intentions? And as for the person mentioning that that is what happens when you don't keep your man happy in bed. Have you ever given a ********? From my experience, It hurts my back and neck after 10 minutes. My back hurts cause I have 38c breasts, I'd about shoot myself if i was 7 months pregnant and bending over! I can just imagine how much my back would hurt then! Her fiance should understand that right now her body is over worked from caring for HIS future child and their is nothing with using your damn hand. And if it turns out, hes done this before, or he does it again. Dump him. You might have a kid and find yourself single, but there are plenty of fish in the sea who won't mind that. Best of luck!

It might be worse : "discrete intimate relationships with horses" :o)