By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0

You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.

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perdix 29

He'll have the continuous relationship with you and discrete ones with the other women. It's the discreet ones you have to worry about. Know your homonyms. After you have the kid, he'll keep you so busy, you'll be thankful to have the rat bastard out whoring himself around town.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Maybe a discrete relationship is exactly what he wanted, one completely separate from his current one. I think that is even more disconcerting than a discreet one. Or maybe Craigslist just needs a new webmaster.

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jomsuc 0

perhaps someone else borrowed her smartphone and used the browser. c'mon, expand your mindset dude. not everything you see or hear is what it seems.

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Zimonada 8

I like how you complain about her typo when you yourself made 2. :x

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paigeownsyou 0

This happened to me also, I hate craigslist.

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DGross 8

This comment was too tired to make it to it's original destination and instead settled for the bottom of the thread... poor comment :-(

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gregsdaman 0

wow,u guys r cool,.snickerdoodle or what ever the **** it is,Monica, and benen. u guys r cool for arguing on an fml. if any of u are over 16 u should kill urselves...and u can reply if u want to but I have a life so I'm not gonna look at this again. I WIN

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Monikabug 9

Yep, you definitely won. You should go throw yourself a party in recognition of your victory against the big bad "snickerdoodle," "Monica" and that one kid, Benen.

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itz_towelie 6

rodney king once said, "ow ow, stop hittin me! ow ouch dammit that hurts!" then later he said, "can't we all just get along?" i think we can all learn from both... or not i dont giv a shit

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gregsdaman 0

I will go throw a party bc I have a life :)

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SarcasticAvenger 9

Riiiiiiiiiiight, just happened to look in the phone history.

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