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By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By Jason199615 - 17/04/2012 18:11 - United States - Marshfield

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

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By inapickle - 16/05/2012 08:20 - United States - Topsham

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

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By Anon - 11/12/2014 18:13 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

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You deserved it 8 194

Ammo

By Ms.rain - 07/12/2018 12:30

Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML

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You deserved it 261

By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 05:19 - United States

Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML

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You deserved it 4 138

By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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Secret garden

By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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You deserved it 2 632

No sex for you

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:17

You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.

crazeelife12 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:06

so what was playing?

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f0ckstupidposts 0

Friday 12 March 2010 7:24

seriously... this is fuckmylife.com not a bloody therapist like christ "omg my fiance is cheating im gonna go blog about it"... your an idiot **** my life is when you smash your head off the bottom of a picnic table when you wake up in the middle of the night from being passed out **** my life is falling down a flight of stairs at work in front of all your colleages... how bout instead of blogging you ******* do something about it

newyork786 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:44

Wow that sucks. ={ something's fishy. well, now don't over react just have a decent talk with him and ask him what he's not satisfied with. The best way to handle situations like this is to never jump to conclusions. Just have a talk with him. there's always a reason to everything. Good Luck to you both.

Cynvia 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:00

my ex-bf told me he loved me, and when i used his laptop to look up something, i found that he ad himself on craigslist, 10 mins ago... and we broke up, so should u too, because that sucks

AngelSpit 18

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:46

Just remind the guys looking for women on Craigslist: You get what you pay for

fah_Q 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 20:18

are you sure? idk get an abortion just in case

murphman3000 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:02

least he wasn't looking up sex with little boys

BraddaKaikz 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 9:19

wow! wata ****

matt643 0

Monday 31 May 2010 23:14

hey dont worry he cant even spell discreet so hows he meant to be discreet:L

peachee_26 0

Friday 17 September 2010 7:23

Cheating is disgusting, you should break up with him. Then again, preggos are disgusting too, so I can understand him wanting to be with a non-preggo while you're at your heftiest.