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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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Public freakout time

By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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ShadowWhovian 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 0:58

Always check your volume before going on YouTube in public

FrancesShiver 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:00

Wise words from Fred.

Comments

coledh 13

Sunday 15 June 2014 2:24

Fyi, but I like your choice in online videos.

Lanker 17

Sunday 15 June 2014 2:26

Sorry OP, that must have been awful, but I guess we all have our awkward moment from time to time :D

Meanmommy02 11

Sunday 15 June 2014 3:04

Hahaha I pulled that one up at work fyl

theinformer 3

Sunday 15 June 2014 3:33

I sat on my porch, grabbed a beer, and ****** her right in the pussy

91hayek 31

Sunday 15 June 2014 3:42

Poor Fred. Youtube has many funny videos but it has lent itself to the exploitation and mockery of homeless people, who are baited into doing funny things on camera to be uploaded. It used to be organic and rare but now, seeking viral hits and popularity, even television stations are setting up incidents that are supposed to be 'real' to go viral and bring more traffic to their stations. The homeless situation in America is pretty bad, and is getting worse with it now being made illegal in 30 major cities to feed the homeless out of your own pocket or initiative without government approval. These people are good for a joke but they are more than that; they are real people with serious problems. I was not going to say anything but after reading about the recent arrest of some people trying to feed the homeless in their community (had been doing it for several years before the new law) I thought I might as well say something instead of being sad this weekend. Also realtors in London, England are putting up spike strips under covered awnings to keep the homeless away from their stoops and doorways. Homelessness is a problem, but spikes aren't going to help. Sorry but I had to tell someone about this thing that's been bugging me all week.