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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC

By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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Classic switcheroo

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 11:01

Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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Friday 20 June 2014 10:05

Why did you just sit there?!

RBntM 10

Friday 20 June 2014 10:08

Please tell me you broke up with him?

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xXCamoArmyGurlxX 4

Monday 7 July 2014 20:41

Oh my god! I would of screamed so she could hear me!

Portugirl 13

Sunday 13 July 2014 3:44

maybe that was his way of breaking up with you.

Thebrassmonkey 0

Sunday 20 July 2014 9:26

As faithful as he is intelligent.

SethsChica 6

Friday 8 August 2014 16:23

What a jerk...

safiya_hamid 0

Thursday 11 September 2014 3:15

Dump him

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 15:28

You sure it was a date or just two friends hanging out?

foxyhasmybooty 16

Tuesday 30 December 2014 22:50

Here's an idea grab your phone call him and schedule a Breakup!

mashfan6507 17

Monday 30 March 2015 14:29

Oh but I bet you can't leave his six pack and chinstrap can you op? Cause you "love" him. Please...

DiabolusIgnis 15

Saturday 7 May 2016 22:13

Have you heard of a thing called "platonic friendship between a man and a woman"?

mikelangele 15

Thursday 2 February 2017 5:18

Does he know know he's your boyfriend?

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Today, because I have a coughed a total of 2 times in a row, I'm now banned from seeing any of my family until I get tested for coronavirus. The earliest available appointment is May 3rd. Looks like quarantine is going to be a lot worse than I thought. FML

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Today, it’s 3 a.m. and my cat is shredding the padded door of her box, wanting to get out. I would be sympathetic if not for the fact that she has a perfectly good cat flap on the other side of that box, so she can go outside whenever she wants. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC

This needs clarification

Classic switcheroo

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