Kids: Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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Wednesday 1 April 2009 11:03

Aww that sucks I'm sure you're pretty! Kids can be quite bitchy

Yayap_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 11:06

In times like these, I call up the advice of one of my youth leaders of old: Don't let assholes rent space in your head. How old were these girls? Because schoolgirls can get REALLY immature when putting others down (to be fair, so can boys). Don't take it personally, they're just looking for a way to boost their own low self-esteem

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MajorLeeScrewed 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 13:19

Don't be ugly.

Person_Man 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 13:19

So did you go back there and beat the shit out of them?

shroomis 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 14:20

haha that was pretty funny

notsodelighted 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:05

kids suck.

thinkpink 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:10

Kids are mean. I agree, go with the "Hey girls, did you know what I found out while looking through your office files?? That you're adopted!"

DeeJayD 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:16

They're kids. Kids do stupid crap like that. Deal.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:23

Well, when I was in 5th grade I was sitting in a chair and two girls came up. I started talking to them, and they just left. One said, "I don't really like that one." I'm a "One?"

Misanthropist 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:49

Boo ******* hoo. If you didn't smack those kids mute then YDI. You volunteered to work with the brats.

notmuch 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:01

And the quality of your life is based on what some school girls say about you? FYL, indeed!

effmalife 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:28

yea kids dont mean to do shit like that i remember wehn i was like 5 i asked my grandpa why he was so fat. i didnt mean to be mean but i was just a curious 5 yr old but if they were laughing at u then thats different thats just lame but theyre stupid and im sure ur a hell of a lot smarter than a bunch of lil kids =p