Health: Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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Stay classy

By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By myownperson - 25/10/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:56

One word. Manager.

LoLlersnakes 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:56

How strange to have that from a fine dining establishment like McDonalds...

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scorpio_1293 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 0:25

McDonalds sells chips?

grim267 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 0:26

that's what you get for eating at mcdonald's

brownboxes 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 0:33

i work at a mcdonalds in london, yes the uk, and we call them fries there. fin.

justbigbs 6

Thursday 23 December 2010 0:35

Yeah what # 126 said, McDonalds sells chips??? seriously, not here in the states. Then again UK have like $1,000 burger. And grow some balls and say "mate you just bought those chips" and I would call the manager if those guys at counter gives some bs.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 23 December 2010 1:00

.......You know fries are called chips in England, right? Seriously, people. I didn't think you were so uneducated!

wwerulez14 6

Thursday 23 December 2010 3:05

Haven't you people ever heard of "fish and chips"? Those of you that order that will get a plate of fish and fries. So anyone with half a brain and a semi-logical thought process can see that obviously "chips" is another name for fries. But I'll dumb it down just in case. In the United Kingdom, chips=fries. Got it? With that being said, really? They pay $1000 for burgers? *facepalm*

lukethe 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 0:38

The world needs more Whataburgers.

cheyanne2015 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 1:35

i don't see why it was necessary to note that the person that sneezed into your fries was obese? what if a skinny person sneezed it would be less disgusting? wow.

Yog_Sahaw 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 1:39

It amazes me that there are so many kids out there who do not realize what the word "chips" means when English people say it. What do you guys do all day at school?