Health: Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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Stay classy

By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By myownperson - 25/10/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:56

One word. Manager.

LoLlersnakes 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:56

How strange to have that from a fine dining establishment like McDonalds...

Comments

strawberrybanana_fml 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 7:00

that's what you get for eating at McDonalds

Sazzers 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 7:08

Seriously? OPs from the UK. Fries are called chips there. Ever wonder why it's called fish and chips?

brainstew0 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 7:19

Ew just another reason NOT to trust fast food places!! >.<

melbel9292 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 8:06

since when does mcdonalds even have chips

RayeofSunshine 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 8:29

If you watched someone sneeze onto food and then serve it to you, why didn't you say anything? You totally deserved it. Also, since when does the fact he's obese have to do with him sneezing? I watch so many FML's on this website that have nothing to do with someone's size, but the poster feels the need to throw it in there to gain extra sympathy. If he had stepped or sat on you, that's a different story, but being obese has nothing to do with sneezing. You have gained no sympathy from me.