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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 07:17 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By rabid_otaku - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By justine - 13/12/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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luminos_ 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:47

Ask her if she minds that you watch her.

shyboy3092 6

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:47

At least she was polite.

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Coop817 19

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:56

Aw how considerate of her

Mads_1234 28

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:57

Well... Did you mind?

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:01

Hopefully not on you?

BostonBear 33

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:04

that was my first thought too

reapy 14

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:01

My response would have to be "Only if I can film it."

ViviMage 39

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:03

Police have ticketed children less than 4 for public urination. I wouldn't....

Fluffydemise 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:05

Clearly OP resembles a urinal.

annie_nk 22

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:08

It's where she intended to pee that makes me wonder why she had to ask.

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:12

Um I hope you said yes you mind go find a restroom geez

interesting33 36

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:18

What did you say?

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:28

And our govt is pushing us to use public transportation vs driving your own vehicle. Weirdos like the one OP encountered are the exact reason I do not ride the bus, subway, train..Etc They are more abundant especially on a greyhound bus.

Rainbow35 6

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:37

She probably just really needed to pee for some reason and couldn't find a bathroom. That doesn't make her weird.

gracehi 31

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:42

I'm curious what country you're from (I can't see your location on the Android app) and why you feel your government is "pushing us to use public transportation."

buckdharma 37

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:03

That's right. Maybe she just killed off her second 40.

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