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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 07:17 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By rabid_otaku - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By justine - 13/12/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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luminos_ 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:47

Ask her if she minds that you watch her.

shyboy3092 6

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:47

At least she was polite.

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perdix 29

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:36

Urine between a rock and a hard place! If you said you objected, wouldn't you have felt guilty looking at her on the bus? Imagine how every bounce feels to a full bladder!

jellyghost 12

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:44

Yes as long as theres a safeword

Myo_fml 20

Thursday 24 January 2013 17:03

She's probably homeless and that's the only private enclosed area. Poor gal.

Connect 10

Thursday 24 January 2013 17:04

What sort of sick **** do you watch?

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 24 January 2013 17:14

Pee-Wee's big adventure xxx

xmaximusx 12

Thursday 24 January 2013 17:17

Lol was she cute? Hahaha

Werken247 14

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:57

She was marking her territory, keeps the other homeless people away

buckdharma 37

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:17

Hope you said yes. After all op, this was her house and you were just visiting. But if she offers you some of her crumpets, politely decline.

outoftown 26

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:23

Hope you had her back, OP... literally.

pattayarick 8

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:24

If she was hott I woulda said " no, not at all!!!". But, then, that's just me.

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