Intimacy: Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse....

By WorstLifeEver - 25/06/2010 00:45 - United States

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

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By asdffhhjk - 15/05/2013 08:08 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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Nena713 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:22

What an ass.

kidsanchez1 4

Friday 25 June 2010 9:32

I'm sorry I was dared to do it

Comments

sxm 13

Friday 25 June 2010 14:05

are you hott. ?

dridri97 0

Friday 25 June 2010 14:25

aww OP I m so sorry

sallen0046 4

Friday 25 June 2010 14:27

Yeah see, this isn't a FML. This is a police report, but you were probably too busy thinking about posting it on the internet to actually take any kind of real life action. They're right though, you do kind of deserve it for sticking your ass up in the air instead of bending your knees.

shaude91 0

Friday 25 June 2010 17:27

hahaha!!! i love what u just posted!!!!!

goonie85 0

Friday 25 June 2010 22:40

So she should've called the police and wasted their time describing someone she only saw while they were running away, have no name to put on said report, and description of this traumatic event is "some dude I don't know made humping motions behind me while I bent over." How will this solve the problem? The cops are going to say "um, we can't exactly do anything about that." You have then wasted time, breath, and effort. You could just laugh and get over it, since it will most likely NEVER happen to you again!