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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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narwhalicious 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:15

At least he was honest

typical_girl_ 19

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:19

He's a keeper

Comments

millagramssxe 24

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:28

classy

junkman6 22

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:38

At least you know that you're safe from uttering the words "come on!!! My mouth was open and everything!" While dating him.

logan00_fml 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:39

That blows.

Stazza11 27

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:50

Will these horrible puns ever end?

joe3_fml 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:47

That stinks.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 1 November 2014 10:28

Imagine-- His booty and lips were both in that puckering shape. :O

KamiyaHaine 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:02

Sounds like some sort of test. LOL

Ki11erC 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:09

Haha

mishwarner 14

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:11

Lol. He sounds great. Very down to earth

prettyinpinkxoxo 9

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:19

Aww maybe he was trying to be funny but being honest at the same time XD..?

Mauskau 35

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:51

Silly man, you're supposed to fart whilst walking.

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