Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when...

By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 07:10 - Australia - Albert Park

Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML

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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 08:01

Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML

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orangejuice12 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

well punch that ****** back:p

Sparkiee93 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:19

You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"

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dinodannyrawr 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:55

my mom did that to me. :(

KatieLov3sChu 4

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:00

I'd just pull the same shit on him

dreadfullife 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:01

He is a retard. Bet he's uglier than you. Don't worry! :)

JTthePurpleNinja 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:02

punch them back. they punched you because they thought you were ugly, punch them for being a **** Witt. I'm sure others think you look fine !

bgonzal1 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:02

tell him, "catch a ride to jail day"

4Madden 19

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:04

Maybe you shouldn't be so damn ugly.

bonnie_vb8 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:05

that's what I was gonna say!

Superbarrelroll 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:05

Don't be ugly next time.

DelilahLoyla 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:14

police.

BBBBOOOOYYYU 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:29

sorry. didn't mean to hurt your feelings

JsTruest 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:32

Damn :|

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