Transportation: Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Dave B - 25/11/2011 06:59 - Reserved

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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10_4Franky 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:08

Why would you be walking in the middle of the road. It's called a sidewalk.

SpaceMannn 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:10

I sure hope the guy didn't record you, I think he did if not he would've honked at you to get out the way. I'll go search you up in YouTube(:

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KiaBabyy 0

Friday 22 October 2010 18:16

I agree with number 31 its oka. and trust me thats happened to me befor too.

worldfml203 0

Friday 22 October 2010 18:36

Hahahaha sucks for you. but its still kinda funny. i agree with who ever said run you down.. seems only fair. "walk in the road" = run down.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 22 October 2010 18:38

I was driving down a very busy street last week and got sruck behind some asshole riding his bicycle down the middle of the road. I couldnt pass him cause traffic was too heavy in the other lane. What pissed me off more was there is a sidewalk he could have rode on instead! I wanted to run him over with my truck.

killabee 0

Friday 22 October 2010 19:05

A bicycle is a vehicle. They are legally supposed to ride on the road and not use the sidewalk which is for pedestrians only. I agree he should have let you pass, but he wasn't in the wrong.

xundria 5

Friday 22 October 2010 21:36

You do know bicyclists are not supposed to ride on the sideWALK right...? They are supposed to ride on the road.

iwadasn 32

Friday 22 October 2010 23:47

It depends on the town/city. Where I live, there are signs saying that people on bikes have to stay on the sidewalk.

flashback.miss 28

Friday 22 October 2010 19:00

Lol

skyeyez9 24

Friday 22 October 2010 20:46

39: imo, the empty sidewalk is safer to ride on vs an extremely busy street during rushhour. I still think the cyclist was an ass for riding down the Middle of the road, and not near the side to vehicles can pass.

LOLSWAT 0

Friday 22 October 2010 21:51

ydi for walking in the middle. next time stay on the very edge or use the sidewalks.

MyTwoCents_ 0

Friday 22 October 2010 22:27

omg dat was me I swear my sister recorded u and u looked like a retard

NJXD 0

Friday 22 October 2010 23:01

why be normal I do that on a daily basis my friend XD

ohrlynow 9

Friday 22 October 2010 23:13

YDI. If you're going to listen to music while walking alone, at least have the sense to leave one ear free.

ynnhoj 2

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:52

I was driving down a small street and saw someone in front of me so I started to honk my Horn that person started to dance awkwardly. I didn't get through until an hour later. fml