By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
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dkf295 2

Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.

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ankoku 2

The correct response was to punch him in the face

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saturnsonic 3

you shouldve told him you were disease ridden and very contagious!

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Leigh_Badd 1

U shouldve kicked his ass first. That wouldve been a good enough reason.

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Senseisparky 0

1. You should have punched him first. 2. You should have blocked his punch.

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dgr8ing 0

^^someone has never been in a fight it's not like in your comic books dweeb.

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duffman36 0

Maybe he thought you were that chick snookie. she deserves being rocked in the face

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jennnwoww 2

Your reason should have been,"because I'd kick your ass then press chargers bitch" :) but then again I'm kinda violent.

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TheManWithAnAK47 0

that's when you clock him one and take him by surprise

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kiraleann 16

You should have punched him in the balls.

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steveakafranxy 7

let him punch you, the slowly turn your head back, like terminator

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GuidoCheese 0

FML makes me feel more grateful because I realize I didn't have a day as bad as OP. Fellow OP, you should have ran away.

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rezzel 0

the correct reply is " i ll stab you"

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