Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years....

By maddie! - 09/02/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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By CaptainSosuke - 27/01/2009 01:54 - United States

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

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Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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Projection

By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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Great start

By ChandaPanda - 15/03/2022 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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You deserved it 195

Toot toot

By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 17 861

Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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You deserved it 423

Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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You deserved it 144

jazziness 12

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:23

that was sweet

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:30

Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.

Comments

MoonTiger 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 8:28

Just a clue: Not every guy will propose just because we kneel down... if we did I would've been married about a thousand times now

piandod 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 8:47

i looked in the comments specifically to see if anyone caught this.

fairypower 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 10:26

I hope he takes u to a ball game and proposes on the jumbo tron like other douches

DjeePee 24

Thursday 10 February 2011 11:57

Zombeh, please, die. Once again. Hmm, I actually can't see the meaning of this FML. Is it "Today, my boyfriend didn't propose, whilst I wanted it. FML" or is it "Today, my boyfriend acted like he was going to propose, whilst I didn't want it. I got a panic attack. While realising it wasn't a proposal, I knew I had made a fool out of myself. FML."?

JACKYL78 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:02

why no pic of the face. you seem to have a nice body

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:09

So someone posting a silly sarcastic comment gets lots of thumbs down while others who make complete fools of themselves get thumbs up? What a mess this is... Zombeh was in the right. All of this negativity was uncalled for.