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By maddie! - 09/02/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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Same thing different taste

By CaptainSosuke - 27/01/2009 01:54 - United States

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

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Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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Projection

By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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Great start

By ChandaPanda - 15/03/2022 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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Toot toot

By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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jazziness 12

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:23

that was sweet

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:30

Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.

Comments

DreMasl 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:39

dude you talking about according to jim if so that isent eneything like the office

GracefulGoddess 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:52

Awww, your boyfriend's cute. On a completely different note, I can't believe you panicked, OP. That's kind of funny. :p

YtotsDI 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:54

lol

mrjude 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:56

I don't see what's so "FML" about this, but okay.

jbtheone_fml 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:06

HaHa know yo place wench!

Lozzee 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:20

That happened on "The Office" too...

xoestefaniaxo 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:23

I bet he had it all planned out lmao

mikegg 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:40

holy shit thats ******* dangerous!!!!! tie ur ******* shoe for gods sake!

RosiePatosie 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 5:25

Well if you panicked, you obviously weren't ready. so be happy he didn't propose.

oldenuff2party 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 5:25

wow i bet hes not getting laid for a while

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