Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years....

By maddie! - 09/02/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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You deserved it 13 342

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Same thing different taste

By CaptainSosuke - 27/01/2009 01:54 - United States

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 875

You deserved it 8 455

Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 254

You deserved it 1 513

Projection

By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95

You deserved it 557

Great start

By ChandaPanda - 15/03/2022 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 019

You deserved it 195

Toot toot

By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 250

You deserved it 36 071

By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 822

You deserved it 4 399

By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 042

You deserved it 1 385

The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 643

You deserved it 17 861

Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 844

You deserved it 425

Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 327

You deserved it 144

jazziness 12

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:23

that was sweet

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:30

Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.

Comments

clara99_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:29

weell that's cute my boyfriend doesn't tie my shoelacees . lol

Jujube814 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:55

Haha that reminds me of a Super Junior music video :P

Kilroy15 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:04

Hahaha same

shinco_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:34

this isn't an fml. it's more like a 1-up to all the fmls here.

florenzfang 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:41

u have a sweet boyfriend, n posted it on FML ? be grateful

florenzfang 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:43

n u posted*

sandabelle25 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:53

SERIOUSLY! Its adorable he tied your shoe without you even having to ask! Get over yourself OP

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:54

#57, and* you*

kaitlynlovemee 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:58

Hahaa aawe I'm sorry..that must've been aawwkwaarrdd.. :( FYL

nikki9tails 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:07

That's cute, be glad your boyfriend tied your shoe, I always read about real boyfriend and girlfriend issues on here, some lesbo ones but those are always hilarious

elizabeth705 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:16

how is that an fml? he was being nice and trying to tie your shoe for you, and if you're going to freak out because he didnt propose then he shouldn't propose because you sound like a self absorbed bitch.