By Noname - 17/03/2009 10:16 - United States

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Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
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dammn 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?

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amirn86 0

How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1

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member0987654321 0

you're an idiot and why would you joke like that anyway? especially in front of your girlfriend, completely immature i would just feel really awkward if my boyfriend was slapping a mannequin's ass

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FuzzMonkey09 0

You people need to chill the **** out for goodness sake.

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glass_doll83 0

If you cant tell the difference between a real woman and a plastic one... your girlfriend needs to dump your ass

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oh_emetephobia 0

That "mannequin" was my sister.

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effevery1slife 0

was she standing on a platform?

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Flying_Pink_Lulz 0

You have the common sense of a chicken's urine and the brains of a dingbat :)

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inlimbo11 0

i call bullshit. this is fake as ****. who mistakes a person for a mannequin? unless you're blind. though then, you'd still have to have someone tell you it's a mannequin. FAKE. or maybe you really are just that ******* stupid. in which case you should kill yourself. or at least have the decency to get a vasectomy. no one wants your genes in the pool, buddy.

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bsellnow 0

This is fake. No one is stupid enough to confuse a real person with a mannequin.

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