By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
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MrsUchiha 0

The best thing you can do is move on.. I mean there's no way this ****** up your life. You and your hubby know you're not fat so that's all that matters. Congrats on the baby. :)

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astro_plastic 0

Train your baby to be a ninja assassin and come see that guy again in a few more months.

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perdix 29

Some women use pregnancy as an excuse to put on 70+ lbs. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

A lot of girls in my high school got pregnant, and some of them would post pictures of their big bellies with captions like "13 weeks!" Too bad the baby isn't big enough to show at 13 weeks, so they were only displaying their fat guts. One of my moms friends belly was starting to get huge after she got preggo, and when I asked her how far along she was, she said 1 month. You don't show at 1 month...

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Cinn_fml 22

Whilst how thin you are is not the most important concern during pregnancy that is just silly. It makes me worry about future generations and their intelligence.

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hgradeca 0

if I were your husband, I would have beaten the shit out of that idiot...

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chrisback5 0

^ I was about to write the same thing.

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yourlifesfucked 0

shoulda said " the only fat thing here is ur lip" and then punched him in the face

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Craw25 0

Should of kick him in his balls!

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nommnom_fml 0

oh that's no baby inside me. It's a light machine gun bitch!! -goes Rambo on his ass-

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meluvsyou 0

This is not an fml but I hope you told him to go straight to hell. I would have been like, I'm in denial? well you work in a mall for a living, asshole.

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underpaid011 0

I would have taken a bottle of pills, then crammed it up the guys ass while saying " don't deny YOUR weight problem". and then gone to jail. I would also have told my lawyer to only pick women to be on my jury, so the verdict would be not guilty

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Anteezy 7

It could have been worse, he could have assumed you were pregnant while you were just fat, but he just thought you were fat while you were pregnant. And gaining weight during a pregnancy is kinda normal.

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