By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
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MrsUchiha 0

The best thing you can do is move on.. I mean there's no way this ****** up your life. You and your hubby know you're not fat so that's all that matters. Congrats on the baby. :)

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astro_plastic 0

Train your baby to be a ninja assassin and come see that guy again in a few more months.

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Gabbiegummies 4

yeah you can use pregnrncy as your excuse

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Badass94 0

Umm no big deal if u were not pregnant then thats a big FML and a HUGE INSULT but u are so w/e

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honestlove11 0

I like your random pic of christofer drew.. :)

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Lichinamo 33

I just muffled about a bazillion jabillion screams when I saw your pic. Christofer Drew kicks MAJOR ASS.

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uxoriouswidow 0

You can be fat *and* pregnant, perhaps the whole story isn't being told here.

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Philosophic 0

Biotch slap him. Than find his mom, and pimp slap him.

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WtfLoser 13

Pff .. Who cares bout him? ;D I mean, honestly .. >.> He's just selling pills? (: & Chin ups :D

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yuhhkno 0

haha no big deal i wouldnt feel bad(:

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theboss747 0

you should have said "f*** you ass**** I'm seven months pregnant!

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Eddie_Paints 0

Op you wrote "tired to sell me some". I think you mean...Tried. Oh no! Does this mean Snicker's rubbing off on me??

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mandy_Reeves 0

my husband would've gave him a hilariously long lecture about how the guy needs a better job, but because of the economy and republican pigs we are all doing what we can to find work...then he would've told him to find jesus and the guy would end up punching himself in the face to get away from my husband....THAT is how I deal with those who piss me off. My husband talks at them to death.

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Lichinamo 33

I take offense to the 'Republican pig' comment. What, just because we have certain views, it's specifically OUR problem that this economy is terrible? We just believe that you shouldn't rely on the government for more than a year. My father used to work in a supermarket years ago, and he would see people drive up in nice cars, wearing expensive clothes, and pick out food you'd pick for a holiday, then pay for it with foodstamps. That's what happens when you rely on the government for food and use the money you SHOULD be using on food for pleasures. I have an aunt who doesn't want the government's help and she can barely support herself.

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