Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on...

By fml - 25/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 03:58 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, feeling angry at the world, I threw a bottle, that had been clearly marked to be recycled, into a garbage can as an act of defiance. Minutes later, I guiltily retreated and spent the next few minutes with my entire arm stuck up the stinking ass of a city garbage can. FML

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By Sam - 26/09/2011 11:46 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 20:47 - Canada

Today, at 4:00 a.m., I woke up and realized that I had thrown an expensive gift certificate for a friend in the garbage. Since it was garbage day, I ran out in the rain in my pajamas and rifled through all three bags of garbage. Twice. I found the gift certificate. It was in my pocket. FML

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earwig12 1

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:04

So walk the extra hundred feet. How is that a big deal?

burritobird 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:06

a plastic bag doesn't weigh anything and it wouldn't have taken any extra effort to walk the 100 ft. your laziness disgusts me. you completely deserved it.

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Monado 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:54

Most of my friends live several miiles from here, when I arrive with a trash in my hand, they knew not only did I walk, but I couldn't find a place to throw it away; and you can't even walk as far as to find a trash can that will likely be a shorter distance? Not only do I find it lazy, but selfish of you to think you can be a good citizen with barely doing a damn thing.

Vegetables 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:46

Are you the same guy who posted the Arlo Guthrie thing?

SookMauNoots 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:07

200? wow its liek 20$ here

kayleighcontrol 7

Saturday 27 June 2009 15:09

Lazy git.

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:08

First of all, you don't put a plastic bag in the garbage, you recycle it. Second, why didn't you get your lazy ass to walk another 100 feet? YDI for being stupid and lazy!