Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen...

By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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Don't blame me

By anonymous - 15/11/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 13:47

Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML

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Silhouette_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:30

What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?

Sunsh1ne 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:46

Zero-tolerance policies suck.

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31Problems 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 6:27

Did anyone at least smell your breathe? That's something I would do-but I would also bring a beer to school and drink it in front of everyone. What is the big deal?? Ridiculous! What, your not good enough to be their friend $? Man getting you down? Who cares anyway-just keep walking next time-and now you have an excuse to beat the next person you see throwing trash on the ground-but don't or else you will be the next guy in an orange shirt picking up more of their trash. Sux!!

mizled 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 6:52

1- Next time crush the can first. 2- Demand a sobriety test. 3- Stand up for yourself dude.

HumanTorch 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 6:54

actually to all the people saying this is impossible, its actually in law in a few places that merely possessing the can is enough to get you incriminated for alcoholic possession. i.e. In Texas, if you got a bunch of empty beer bottles and get pulled over, you're dwi whether you were drinking or not

Ladeeedah 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:09

If you really don't usually drink in public, why didn't anyone believe you?

Gloeihdamae 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 5:19

#21- Actually, it's probably MORE likely if you're a good student. If you're a 'bad kid,' no one gives a shit about what you do. It's only the good kids that get caught, and only the good kids that get severely punished. Public school is only to indoctrinate and oppress, not educate. The bad kids are lost causes. THe good, intelligent ones still need to be beaten into submission.

YouDontSeeMe 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:45

No good deed goes unpunished. When I was in 3rd grade I got yelled at for throwing snowballs at recess. I didn't throw any snowballs. that's how I found out I had an evil twin.

Moomoomoo_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:16

Seriously, don't let the school get away with this one....

o_fin_rly 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:31

I got in trouble in grade school (6th?) for something similar. Our school had a trash pick-up program that got us rewards and stuff (like printed pencils, erasers, etc..). I had gotten to school early one day and decided I'd take part. Well the warning bell rang, so I ran inside and shoved my stuff in my locker and forgot all about it. We ended up having a locker inspection that day and there were a bunch of cigarette butts in my purse. So even though they said they believed me, I got suspended from school for a week to "set an example for kids and smoking tobacco" and then punished by my dad because even though everyone believed me, I still got suspended and shouldn't be allowed to have a "vacation". It was pretty ******.