By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 687
You deserved it 9 244

Same thing different taste

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What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?

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#9, they'd probably suspend him for being an adult and asking a supervisor "Hey hey thews a beew can over dere can u go get it pwease bcuz its BAAAAD!" don't try and justify this.

no that happened to me actually. except it was on a college campus so theyre more chill, but after 10 seconds I realized I was underage and hid the can at my side until the dumpster. I believe this story, and there is justification.

#27 this is what I meant to say, that was unclear. no that i was once in the same predicament, except it was on a college campus so theyre more chill, and I didnt get caught. but after 10 seconds I realized I was underage and hid the can at my side until the dumpster. I believe this story, and there is justification. We're just trying to be good citizens, regardless WHAT the container may have held.

darobinbot 0

I am so sorry. That's really rough. They didn't breathalize you or anything?

yeah schools have zero tolerance for drugs/alcohol on the property and everyone knows that you should never carry that to your school duh

wow that majorly sucks but u cant really blame the school for being dicks cuz thats just wat they do

the punishment for stupidity is a bit harsh at schools this day.

Tall_Kid 0

To all the people who don't beleive this happened: You need to get out of the house more, go see the world. and that sucks man. Thats why i dont usually do that stuff anymore. like an earlier post said, A good deed never goes unpunished...

that's really dumb..i mean clearly the can was empty and if they'd just taken SOME kind of alcohol test on you they'd know that you didn't drink and could therefore assume that you were just throwing it away. then again, were there really no other trash cans before you got to school??

pltcllyincorrect 0

#5 makes my life. hahahha no seriously. fyl.