By lolwtfbbq444 - 15/01/2012 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML
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EyeCeYu 7

Hopefully it didnt have the spiky fins.

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calmyourself 7

I hope the person took the scales off the fish first before slapping you with it. Ouch

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bizarre_ftw 21

What about the fish?

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Dracoboxer357 35

Yes? What about the fish? Suspecting it's already dead, so.....eat it? Save it as evidence for the assault charge? Run and forget about it? Many, many options... ;) (Teasing you.)

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perdix 29

The good news is that you are now free to commit the crime for which a fish face slap is the punishment. You did the time, now go do the crime.

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biggestfan23 11

That's kinda funny but lighten up in this day and age your lucky it wasn't a gun

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t765234 10

Yeah, getting slapped with a gun must suck.

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biggestfan23 11

Yea I know you know what I mean don't be a bitch

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pottymouthpanda 0

Fish Slap lol hopefully you gave that person a Bish slap,

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DocBastard 38

Holy mackerel! Hopefully there was no damage and you won't need a plastic sturgeon. I'd skip the bus and drive your carp instead, just for the halibut. Don't be koi - put on a happy tuna, crank up the bass, and forget this whole thing.

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beanybabe 13

Doc your comments are rather witty and i love your sense of humour. Please update your blog so i can read more:)

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TexasMud 8

Sounds like a free meal to me

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