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By lolwtfbbq444 - 15/01/2012 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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beanybabe 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:40

Must've hurt for the fish

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:42

Was it the salmon of knowledge

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ccspanthers89 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:37

Omg was the fish ok???

Yarrachel 16

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:40

And cue the Monty Python references!

Yarrachel 16

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:43

And cue the Monty Python references!

thiscrazything 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:47

Holy mackerel! Hope you slapped back.

Yarrachel 16

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:54

And cue the Monty Python references!

Clamcreepy 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:09

You should've punched the person and told him/her you know people that will have them sleeping with the fishes

bluejayscheer 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:15

That seems a bit fishy...

DEMACIA_fml 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:33

Here's my attempt at a reverse FML... Today, I was swimming near the beach when a hook suddenly impaled itself in my lip. Somebody pulled me out of the water and put me in a plastic bag. Suddenly, I felt someone tug on my tail, and the next thing I knew, I was being thrown into someone's face. They broke my scale. I'm now afraid to go outside. FML

clutz123 5

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:39

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT

csull356 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:21

at least you weren't the fish.

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Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML

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