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By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
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DocBastard 38

When people say not to get shit-faced on a first date, this is NOT what they mean.

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briidontgive_ 0

Hahahhahahah oh myyy whatt a good fml.

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DocBastard 38

When people say not to get shit-faced on a first date, this is NOT what they mean.

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amerwin 3

Just consider it foreshadowing for the inevitable supersoaker you are going to get from your "crush" in the near future.

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MikeGel 6

thats the funniest shit I've ever heard

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aleasucks 0

literally..hahaha

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Isn't it good luck if a bird ***** on your head? That's what I heard, anyway.

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jewels1877 0

Well, now we know what that bird thinks of what you said.. That it's a load of sh*t. But now you can start singing, "Birdie birdie in the sky. Why'd you do that to my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMFG IT'S BIRDIE CRAP.." Ah.. The things I remember from middle school.

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kayPandastyle 15

Lmao that poem is epic! XD

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Doortje 29

The bird had the right to speak his mind too. Or his ass. Whatever. At least your little speech didn't go unnoticed.

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sweet_blue 3

Lmfao that's hilarious!!!!!

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2010smhill2010 0

birdie birdie in the sky. whyd you do that to my eye? looks like sugar, tastes like sap.OMG ITS BIRDIE CRAP!

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