By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
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DocBastard 38

When people say not to get shit-faced on a first date, this is NOT what they mean.

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TheJester12 15

if you got shit-faced , this moment would never happen anyway. it would end with the same result with you two waking up together in the morning . it just cuts out a few months of waiting time. next time bring tequila when you have somthing important to say :)

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alexavb15 4

Poo Hoo Did He At Least Feel The Same(:

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asian2014 0

maybe god was trying to tell u tht he was shitty guy...

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asian2014 0

but the bird got bad aim...

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MetalUpMyBum 0

At least you didn't get crapped on by a cow..

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

This reminds me of an episode on Family Guy where Peter's car gets shit on right after he cleans it. He gets mad at the birds so he plots his revenge. While a bird is clean it's car he says "that's right, get your car nice and clean" with his booty sticking out in the air, aimed toward the car. Yes, I used booty.

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angie0320 0

tht is considered good luck :/

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The_Weirdo 10

Maybe he has a shit fetish, it's pretty common with **** watchers, and you never know if he watches or not.

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