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By leigh2812 - 05/01/2010 22:03 - France

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

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Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were, "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

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Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By FayBerry88 - 04/07/2020 08:08

Today, my four-year-old son asked me for a "boobie hug" in Walmart. It's something his dad thinks is cute and I've just gotten used to, so I hugged him without question. From the other end of the aisle, a strange man asked, "Can I have one too?" FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:08

That's hilarious, I hope he wasnt to serious about it.

phara_fml 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:18

You should have hugged him back and said, "And this is how you hug a douche bag."

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The_Norwegian 2

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:19

Probably fake, but funny.. :)

FalsePretense 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:19

You're the one that wanted to know. Next time don't ask.

numzeh 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:58

SOMAgirl is right! im sure thats what he meant.

nygirl8302 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 15:26

i don't think that, when she asked, she expected or deserved a response so tasteless and cruel. If my fiance had said that to me, i'd have killed him. maybe she did misinterpret him, but it's highly unlikely.

Soulathyia 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:19

He was being funny you fat wale! God I'm so sick of these one time insults! If you really don't think you deserved it LOSE THE GD WEIGHT YOU DIDNT GET MORBIDLY OBESE OVERNIGHT!

Fraggle 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:21

All of these self-pitying 'my-boyfriend-thinks-I'm-fat' posts piss me off. If this REALLY happened and it hurt you that much, you should be posting about him as your EX boyfriend... If you aren't, then you don't deserve to bitch.

gymgirl48 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:23

lmfao love this sorry for you though :)

rlet 1

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:26

hahahaha that's super funny don't take it the wrong way he was just answering your question "how do you hug a whale?" Girl a hug is a hug it doesn't matter what it is you just put your arms around it to get it close to you!!! LOL

jakeidk 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:27

maybe he was showing you how to hug. and not implying you're a whale??

godyourethick 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:28

LOL You walked right into that one.

ilg4evr 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:33

Seriously. Either she's fat and needs to lose weight, or he's just joking around to get a rise out of her. Get over it OP

nygirl8302 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 15:34

...and you think it's ok for him to say that? she didn't ask for his critique on her body, and if she had, i would hope he would have a better response than that.