By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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bannamann 4

Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin

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fml8396 0

Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!

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lollipop77_fml 6

What an a-hole! I'd make it my mission to grab that gun and shoot him in the arse, or better still, pepper spray his pillowcase!

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DeathBunny218 37

A bale of hay. If you're still not sure just google it

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DFlit1 0

It's a large bundle of hay tied and stuck together to make it easy to move and store

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twofirstnames 12

How do you not know what a hay bale is? Unless you live in the city parts.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

69- I live in the city and I know what a hay bale is. Stereotypist.

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The_Troller 14

You, sir, just won the "dumbest question ever asked on FML" contest. We actually weren't going to have one but your question was so bad that we had to make one just for you. Congratulations!

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holdenthemonkey 3

Response to your sister: Ask red rider how long it takes for a ******** to drop back into his sack from his lower intestine after being kicked firmly in the crotch with a pointy designer shoe.

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theghost1309 11

So a kick to the nuts is what he deserves? I'd say shoot him back that'd be eye for an eye. You're suggestion is more like a head for an eye.

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The_Troller 14

In this case it it actually would be a head. If you know what I'm getting at.

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pokeychris 6

Good life experience.

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labudamike 6

I could've been a girl shooting

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sami6_fml 0

The thinng says , "As HE shot me in the leg." o.o

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abrownboy15 1

Well maybe she meant SHE. Ugh jumping to conculsions tisk tisk

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uncleyuggles 0

HIS plastic pellet bb gun Asked HIM if it hurt As HE shot me in the leg Unless OP made that mistake three times, I think she meant to say he.

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BabyGirl912 4

Oh mi that sounds like somethin I would do xD don't complain , it don't hurt that bad (if it was plastic)

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X3liteXHunterX 12

It's the Internet spelling doesn't matter.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

80 - Spelling is what keeps this language decent. If we awl typd lyk dis, we cdnt undrstnd a wrd nebdy sed. Spelling is life. Mien grammar is gooder. Heil grammar.

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Jewdazking23 5

respect women. dont shoot them. protect women. dont hurt them. care for women. dont neglect them. enough said

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pfx2_fml 15

**** Bitches, Get Money

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Jewdazking23 5

Bitch please! u can stick to getting money and aids. the rest of us will treat women with some respect

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Jewdazking23 5

Hey, pfx2, ur location says "your moms ******" thought i might wanna point out that mistake. if it wasnt a mistake, then honestly thats just ******* disgusting

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The_Troller 14

I would also like to point out that he is smoking in his picture just to look cool on the Internet.

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Jewdazking23 5

The_Troller, u a beast bro!

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twofirstnames 12

Clever little smartass. Gotta admit it was a good one(: sorry OP

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jskains 6

How is hurting someone clever? It doesn't take globs of intelligence to pull that off.

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twofirstnames 12

I wasn't saying him hurting her was clever, just saying how he answered the girls question with a twist. If that makes sense :/

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jskains 6

No. The guy is just an ass. No cleverness involved.

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twofirstnames 12

If you say so(: I just think it a different way I guess

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perdix 29

YDI for not being the Hot One. Your cousin figured you'd be padded from injury with all of your fat and it would be a shame to bruise your hot sister's body. If your cousin buys a harpoon, run!

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Julieissocool 0

Dude, why do you make up shit just to give you a reason to say YDI? Wouldn't it make more sense to assume that since it was a plastic bullet, her cousin thought it wouldn't really hurt that much? Obviously he was wrong, but still. Don't make up shit. In no way does she deserve it.

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ikickgingers 15

46 - the idea of fml is to get different perspectives from different people. It's like a debate; some take the pro, some take the con. So how about we play the quiet game 'dude', I hope you win.

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Jewdazking23 5

yeah dude really wats ur problem

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missyj0 12

46: I'm pretty sure he was joking. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

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perdix 29

46, Dude, I make up shit because this is FML and not a court of law. With a 300 character limit, there's no room to put in all of the relevant details, so someone has to make them up. Who better than me? ;)

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The_Troller 14

Perdix, the only person better than you at adding relevant details is Sirin, with her stories explaining why people feel the need to say first.

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