By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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bannamann 4

Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin

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fml8396 0

Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

A simple error she made on her writing of the fml caused her to get shot by her malevolent cousin?

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DeathBunny218 37

I wouldn't say it is an error, but that doesn't mean she deserves it. A lot of people would say "Goes" instead of "Says."

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abrownboy15 1

I don't wanna be 'that guy' but.... if you had stayed in the kitchen...:)

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laila_jenny 0

Nawwww I would kick his ass after

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Decapitation 3

My leg! My leeeeg!

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hannahcorrine 0

Maybe they want to adopt.

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daydreamer244 13

what a nice cousin.

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abceasyas123abc 12

There's the possibility your cousin might be a sociopath. An estimated 4% of the population is.. I just read 'The Sociopath Next Door' by Martha Stout and now I'm recognizing sociopathic tendencies in everyone, haha.

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djmigues 7

It's because we're human. We're all crazy.

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zenrael 21

I can't wait for him to pick up a real gun and shoot himself in the face.

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lylejack 10

Wasn't very nice of him, but by being shot by quite a few, I know most ain't that painful, Just like a litte pinch, sharp sting, but goes quickly. Can only see it worth screaming about if it was unexpected tbh.. But maybe that is just me?

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