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By Shocked - 18/12/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By Zapped - 17/05/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML

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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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SamIsSoaked 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:34

idiot.

helennaa 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:32

YDI-That's completely ridiculous. I'm sorry. Have you been to a dentist?

Comments

abyss92nl 2

Friday 18 December 2009 9:59

Thats awesome, I'm gonna have to try that!

Peroxide 3

Friday 18 December 2009 10:02

You think that was fun, try using that kitchen fork i left you. Just ram it into the power point and you'll be able to see into the future.

VanillaChild 0

Friday 18 December 2009 12:42

I lol'd.

serenesavage 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:16

Ha ha, So did I. But seriously, wtf were you thinking? Did you miss the lecture they gave you when you were what... 2 about putting things in your mouth?

gtdoll 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 4:28

lmfaoxD yah, I litteraly laughed out loud. ! srsly OP? I also heard that sticking a knife in the toaster gets you to narnia.

Luckster 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:04

And the Darwin Award of 2009 goes to......Shocked! Congratz on being a total dumbass! We're so proud of you! 8D

violinist666 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:52

For it to be a Darwin award, he/she would have had to have killed them self, therefore removing them selves from the gene pool. Hence the "Darwin award" for so gracefully doing humanity a favor and purging stupidity, ignorance, and other undesirable traits. (all in comical fun of course) However... this one I will say has great potential for a future Darwin... no doubt.

jamie_leeann23 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:06

Why would you do that? Even if you were bored, your not a child, you know that's dangerous... YDI big time.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:22

Please run some voltage thru your nuts next time, the gene pool is shallow enough.

tikimuppet 11

Friday 18 December 2009 10:43

I didn't know anyone was that stupid... but then, you are from Texas...

MagneticGuitar 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:54

Darwin missed.

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:56

Were you hoping it would shock your brain out of malfunction? And was it shockingly delicious?

tttron 0

Friday 18 December 2009 11:03

You are a ******* moron

wazdog 4

Friday 18 December 2009 12:08

Idiot. You only get superpowers if you lick the positive end of a AA battery.

jisaac09 25

Saturday 9 January 2010 8:00

????? Licking the positive end of a AA batter wont do you any good either... but its nice to know that even retards try to make retards feel retarded...... but don't worry bout it, I'm sure that you wont have any offspring either....