Miscellaneous: Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact...

By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 096

By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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You deserved it 3 605

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 01:56 - United States

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

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You deserved it 3 130

By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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You deserved it 1 018

The date from hell #5676

By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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You deserved it 505

Catfished

By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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You deserved it 3 797

Stalker or coincidence?

By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

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You deserved it 718

By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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You deserved it 7 143

Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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sonicgreg 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 15:54

I'll have a wingman and a large fry.

jasonbrosef 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:01

Make it more awkward and have a conversation with him while he's down there.

Comments

OHai15 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:06

What a butthole. What is he hiding for? You guys already seen each other...

TarieBoo 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:08

shouldve used an invisible cloak......

fgsuperman 20

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:43

An invisible cloak? That won't hide him too well...

Michael_92 20

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:19

How the hell do you find it?

smydiwannafthata 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:10

That's when you say peekaboo!

nikijcchz 10

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:14

What happened on that date, how bad was it or is he a jerk or u might just b that weird girl

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 17:32

There's this new thing called 'using entire words' and 'punctiation'. Crazy, right? You should try it some time!

SaturnV 25

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:57

When criticizing someone else for improper use of language, it's usually a good idea to spellcheck your own message first, before posting it.

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:11

^^You got me there. But in my own defense, 'u' is right next to 'i' on the keyboard. We live and learn, I guess.

Brelywi 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 0:08

Lol, from your picture, YOU'RE the "weird girl."

Cad6 24

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:14

Today, while working at a smoothie stand, I saw the girl who violently terrorized me on our first date. I was so scared my coworker had to pay her over my cowering body. FML

Cad6 24

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:41

*Leaves country.* *Changes number.*

Pinkfl0yd 9

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:52

Today, my coworker had a breakdown during our shift because of a girl. I had to take her order while he sat behind the counter cowering in fear. Fml

KeyboardMe 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 17:41

Noor! You didn't call or text enough, obviously!

mhopper 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:42

Why did the coworker pay her?

Awsumuzzie 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:58

Today, I was ringing up people by my crush, when this girl appeared. Then my crush's coworker jumped on me and used me instead of my crush, whom was quivering under me. FML

Awsumuzzie 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:33

Today, I was ringing up customers by my crush, when this random girl appeared from afar. My crush went for cover and his coworker jumped on me and used me. My crush left me and quivered under me. FML

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:19

Did anyone else notice how long that first sentence was? quite a mouthful.

Michael_92 20

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:24

The second one is too. It's actually has a few grammar errors. This is FML though so it's not like people make a huge deal of it ha

bitch_pleez 10

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:37

Actually, there was an FML a while back where the ops boyfriend couldn't tell the difference between your and you're at 23, and 90% of the comments were saying the op should dump him. Also, if you make a grammatical error here you better watch out, since this site brings out the grammar nazis.