Miscellaneous: Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact...

By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 01:56 - United States

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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The date from hell #5676

By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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Catfished

By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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Stalker or coincidence?

By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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sonicgreg 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 15:54

I'll have a wingman and a large fry.

jasonbrosef 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:01

Make it more awkward and have a conversation with him while he's down there.

Comments

comeatmebroo6254 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:13

I wouldn't take it too personally. Maybe his boss was behind you !

Steve95401 49

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:09

You must have made quite an impression on him.

KatherineAnne 7

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:10

Haha I always have mine on me. I'm assuming the date went well! ;)

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:21

All the people saying it's OP's fault need to consider this - Regardless of why the guy did that, the fact is, he behaved unprofessionally while at work. If he was racist and did that to a black/Hispanic/Asian whatever person, he'd get fired for discrimination. It doesn't matter what happened between OP and this guy, he behaved like an idiot (and that was very immature) while at work and should be reprimanded for it.

YoureJellyBro 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:26

A smoothie stand is professional? Why pull out the race card? This had nothing to do with it. It was simply a guy avoiding a girl because he didn't care for her on a past date. Big deal.

shannonjnae2706 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 23:37

Well said, 70!! :)

monique8axel 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:29

That's pretty cute

Savannabooh 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:53

Wow. That was mean of him:( I'm sure your a wonderful person and any jerk has to be blind not to see that

bethanael 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:41

What did you do to that poor guy?

hateevryone 14

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:54

Must've been a bad date.

SarahLillian 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:55

Sorry OP but YDI. Why would you go order a smoothie from his stand when he was obviously trying to avoid you? That's just asking for an awkward moment if you ask me.

PizzaWizard 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 22:55

Or she wanted a smoothie and that was the only place to get one. It sounds like to me that he was the one who made it awkward by hiding behind the counter. He could have been more mature about it after all she is a paying customer.