Love: Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would...

By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By ScrewedOver - 02/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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Party blues

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 12:54

... are you sure he was your boyfriend?

yourlifesux 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:04

wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:

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bawse 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:45

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RANDOM GIRLS KISS YOU!

bawse 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:48

but in all seriousness, there are plenty of nice guys out there, you just have to look hard!

jazzyjc15 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:54

oh what a hoe that girl was. and what a dick that guy was. just go out and find another guy...one who doesn't wait two months to kiss you(:

elementomega 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:11

he's not ur bf. u imagined he was ur bf.

godlovesme 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:33

you are a sad stalker - I find it quite funny

bridgetoparadise 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:30

I'm sorry that happened to you. Romantic relationships involve some sort of intimacy. If they don't, they aren't romantic. In a normal adult or adolescent relationship (not pre-adolescent), for future reference: if a guy says he wants to be with you but agrees not to kiss you, he may have a fear of intimacy, psychological problems, he may not be attracted to you, or he may be gay.

sadyrman 0

Monday 4 January 2010 15:07

Unfortunate. However, being a not 14-year old male with some actual real worl experience. I would have to say that from the boyfriend's point of view, he probably either didnt think you were together or just plain didnt think you were going to follow through. My guess was you were going to surprise him with a new years kiss and he was already at the point of saying "forget this chick, I am going to take care of me." Realistically, that is the only thing he should really be caring about, because obviously, after two months TWO MONTHS, religious or not, "saving yourselves" or not, its so arbitrary that its retarded. sorry hon, you deserve it, not just for holding out on the guy but not looking into his experience or what he wanted before clamping down the oh no, two months is sooo soon to kiss. There's more interesting and special things in any relationship. and quite frankly you suck at them.

tschoiuss 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:31

UUUMMMMM yeah, who waits TWO MONTHS for a first kiss?!?!?! Its more like the first date. Your fault and good job.

teddy3412 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:55

lmao hannie_bird isnt even the OP so shes a lying sack-o-crap. itSucks is the OP. also i cant believe you havent kissed yet. ive madeout with the girl i like plenty of times. i think in these times its just a given that u kiss on or around the first date unless ur like in middle school or something.