Intimacy: Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool...

By gimmeabreak0_o - 18/06/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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Pectus excavatum!

By Embarrassing Deformity - 29/07/2023 03:00

Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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By Henry - 11/11/2011 22:29 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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Friday 18 June 2010 18:15

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MrCalves 1

Friday 18 June 2010 16:51

because if it works in the movies it works in real life, yes?

Comments

Ruff_fml 3

Friday 18 June 2010 16:29

That's got to suck :(

kingghidorah 10

Friday 18 June 2010 16:31

well why are you attacking the bookshelf? what did it ever do to you?

sonnet 0

Friday 18 June 2010 17:36

well, the book shelf was staring at them while they were making out! so rude of the shelf. bookshelf deserved it.

NatDancer2010 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:32

been there done that lol fyl

honestlove11 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:34

lol! that's funny. I hope you two had a good laugh together. :)

beachgirl332 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:39

nice try big boy.

aardvarkish 15

Friday 18 June 2010 16:40

Sounds cool to me. You go, Stud!

Thabb 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:44

Well, aren't you a smart one.

kroms001_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:46

well, ya need to bust a nut - not your head!

shananigans 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:50

haha nice.

shananigans 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:48

Sometimes it does... My boyfriend tried ripping off his shirt while we were getting down once, except in his case it actually worked. Gets me hot just thinking about it...