Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the...

By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 1 127

By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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You deserved it 144

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Living in a treehouse?

By Outandaway - 27/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 303

Chill out, mom

By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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You deserved it 13 190

By SleepyMommy - 08/05/2016 17:05 - United States - Pomona

Today, my husband was going to let me sleep in for Mother's Day. That would have been great, if my brother didn't call me at 5:30 in the morning to say Happy Mother's Day. Now I'm up like any other day. FML

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You deserved it 1 071

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Friday 25 November 2011 19:00

The ****?

kooner55 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:00

Extreme owling

Comments

MubeenMV3 5

Friday 25 November 2011 22:40

Are u sure u didnt awake to the smell of bacon?

bkkingkeokuk 1

Friday 25 November 2011 23:06

Was she gettn ****** if not this isnt so bad

G97Alex 21

Friday 25 November 2011 23:24

THEY SEE ME OWLING, THEY HATING!!

boredfishing 0

Friday 25 November 2011 23:30

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Sugarsoda 6

Friday 25 November 2011 23:46

"hoo" forgot to take their meds?!?

banman12321 6

Friday 25 November 2011 23:57

Yes. Hooting like an owl at 6 am has replaced planking. How could you not know

SportsAddict22 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:24

That is awesome!

hateevryone 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:54

was she drunk?

CoolRainbowdash 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:09

Maybe

yuri63f6 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 6:48

Ooh... So theres where that sound comes from...

pickles2b2 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 17:22

Sorry, but that made me laugh.

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Today, I realized I’m always being told how “amazing” I am, yet no guy wants to choose me. I’m that girl who is always overlooked and friend-zoned. I have so much love to give yet I never get any of it in return. I guess I should adopt lots of cats and write off guys forever. FML

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