Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the...

By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Living in a treehouse?

By Outandaway - 27/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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Chill out, mom

By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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By SleepyMommy - 08/05/2016 17:05 - United States - Pomona

Today, my husband was going to let me sleep in for Mother's Day. That would have been great, if my brother didn't call me at 5:30 in the morning to say Happy Mother's Day. Now I'm up like any other day. FML

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Friday 25 November 2011 19:00

The ****?

kooner55 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:00

Extreme owling

Comments

Gloria_GDA 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:44

she was probably trying to summon "Winnie the Pooh"

JoeLouisBomber 9

Friday 25 November 2011 19:44

Your mom is the best

BekahNicole 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:49

The weird thing is, I have had this almost exact thing happen to me haha.

Garytt 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:50

Kinky

seanoc69 7

Friday 25 November 2011 19:52

Maybe she heard someone outside and was asking " who's there " but you only heard " Who" probably not though good luck

77777771 12

Friday 25 November 2011 19:54

It was her call to nature...hoo hoo.

FaraPjJammaz 13

Friday 25 November 2011 19:55

Haha crazy fun mom!

Poetaster 10

Friday 25 November 2011 19:56

If she had your aunt with her, you would have a pair of hooters to deal with

AnnaCPierce 4

Friday 25 November 2011 20:00

I believe you belong on MLIA.

mattorama 15

Friday 25 November 2011 20:17

Just remember- crazy is hereditary.

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