Miscellaneous: Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead....

By Kitty - 01/06/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead. After 4 hours I had only made 5$ in tips. A friendly couple came in and complimented EVERYTHING down to the freshness of the lemons in their tea. The bill came to $50. They left me a $5 gift card to starbucks. I don't drink coffee. FML

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By 2broke4ajoke - 29/11/2018 13:30

Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML

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By lolowills - 14/11/2016 03:20

Today, I was complimented by my guests about the great of service I was giving them. They then left me a $2 tip on a $50 tab. FML

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By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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Just the tip

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML

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By brerj09 - 28/04/2014 13:35 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML

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Do it then

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 01:59 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed, "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML

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By Misunderstood Waitress - 06/11/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

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By Hopper - 03/12/2017 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the only carhop at work for the last 2 hours. In that time, I waited on about 50 cars. I make server pay so I depend on tips, but none of them tipped me even a penny. I averaged under $3 an hour tonight. FML

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By Nick - 14/07/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it and when they finally left I went by the table to pick up my tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML

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By barista - 05/12/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML

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Kitola 2

Monday 1 June 2009 23:54

Well, there's tea and pastries there, too, yanno. I always get a Chai when I go there. No reason to be completely thankless.

imkendra 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

Ooh, burn! I was tipped with toothbrushes once. Hey cool, number 1 =D

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tina_xox 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:56

k um.. atleast they gave u something

spangle 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:00

Surely that's better than a kick up the arse.. Get a grip.

Octiskeet 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:59

Woah, fml is messing up. The post I was referring to has now disappeared. o.O

kahaari 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:27

sucks but umm... maybe consider finding a better job..

purpleiscool 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:12

Starbucks sells pleanty of other things. The oatmeal is delicious. Stop being so ungrateful. And if you're gonna bitch about how you make minimum wage, that's you're fault. They probably got it, but don't support starbucks or something, so they left it for you. If I got a starbucks cards as a tip I'd be stoked, they just bought me coffee. They could have left you just a mess, but no, they left you something so shut the **** up.

timeisindustry 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:15

At least they gave you something. When I worked as a barista, we had our tips stolen one time. And another time, a customer didn't have enough money to pay for their drink and took it out of our tip jar. -___- Maybe trade a co-worker who drinks coffee $5 for the gift card? At least, that's what I would do.

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:03

Yeah, OP, you;re coming across very ungrateful be thankful they gave you something I don;t drink coffee either but maybe there's something other than coffee you can buy in Starbucks using that voucher.

Will09 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:21

Well at starbucks they seel hot chocolate, tea, muffins, cookies, bread so dont worry, at the starbucks near me they have alll the stuff i listed!

timeisindustry 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:18

At least you got something. When I worked as a barista, our tips would get stolen by little teenage punks. And on time, this girl didn't have enough money to pay for her drink and just took it out of our tip jar. -___- Maybe trade the gift card for $5 with a co-worker? That's what I would do.

xNatsuki 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:28

Oh, that sucks. I hope you get more tomorrow. Hopefully you live in Kentucky or Indiana.. *In Kentucky and Indiana, the employer is supposed to pay you the difference between what you make in tips and the minimum wage if your tips do not bring you up to that. It is very seldom that tips do not bring the wages of a server up to minimum wage when averaged over a period of a few days to a week, so employers assume that overall you are making minimum wage or more and do not make up the difference if you have a bad day every now and then.