Work: Today, I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we...

By Rev - 18/03/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are required to sing. A late night DJ came in, put 20 dollars in the tip cup, and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back. FML

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By anonymous - 28/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By notip - 15/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML

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By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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By legit247 - 10/05/2013 04:44 - United States - Moscow Mills

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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green_199 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:10

Not a FML. You got a $20 tip. Did you actually WANT to have to sing more?

olivejuice 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 14:50

I don't expect my local Coldstone workers to have Grammy-worthy talent. I expect them to sound like people who work for $6.75 an hour or whatever and are required by their part time job to sing to customers. I don't even like that rule, I think its awkward and kind of humiliating.

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fmlwatcher 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:06

BTW I didn't have to sing to get the job either. and our big groups tip. they take pity.

dcapp 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:21

i used to work at coldstone. we gave up on the singing after like 3 months and refused to do it.

nickmattress 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:11

you got money shut up

imhawaiian 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:51

Coldstones is going out of business bro

WOWfanatic 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:58

coldstone creamery in NOLA?

iaplc 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:07

how is that a FML your gay

westheginger 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:41

I work at Coldstone, also (FML =/). But damn, man drops y'all a twenty, be happy

kris10ef 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:41

i know how you feel i work at coldstone and the owners are nazis about singing when people tip...even when u r alone or if someone puts like a dime in :(

phoyos 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:45

i actually was a manager at a coldstone for a while, they don't hire people who can sing, its people who have enthusiasm cause half the people I worked with couldn't carry a tune. And when you get people who put in 25 cents and expect you to sing its annoying, thats why i made it a store rule that we wouldn't sing for less than a buck, and if you put multiple tips in we only sang the first time.